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cendawankulat: “ Me baebies *sobs* finally manage to finish one drawing of ‘em TT_TT ”

cendawankulat:

Me baebies *sobs* finally manage to finish one drawing of ‘em TT_TT

manywinged:

manywinged:

i’m such a fan of calling 2 guys trying to kill each other their “divorce arc”

men will literally declare each other mortal enemies and make their category 5 relationship drama everyone’s problem instead of going to couple’s therapy

aamiyaaki:

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Pricefield >:)

whynotfabulous:

daeynore:

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thegoodsandy:

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babyblueavenger:

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mayflydecember:

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captain-oh-no-not-again:

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treslecheslife:

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trashboi413:

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marten-blackwood:

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gnomer-denois:

whynotfabulous:

whynotfabulous:

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it’s also evil

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

You meet god

Thank goodness!

What’s the correct way to eat a banana?

Whole, in one gulp.

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

Father of the Muffin Boy

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

Car’s haunted

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

into the sky, where it turns into stars

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

….Ah

neutrofer-moved:

seeing people worshipping pdf like do you even know epub.. you’re in plato’s cave and I’m begging you to see the light

raaimu: “happy bae day!!! chloe is 22, alive, gay and happy!!! ”

raaimu:

happy bae day!!! chloe is 22, alive, gay and happy!!!

rainboq: “raaimu: “she’s so strong ” Love her, alt!Chloe deserved more than to be a sexless prop to guilt the player with. Where’s my option to kiss alt!Chloe Dontnod? ”

rainboq:

raaimu:

she’s so strong 

Love her, alt!Chloe deserved more than to be a sexless prop to guilt the player with. Where’s my option to kiss alt!Chloe Dontnod?

completelysincerely:

rage and tenderness existing simultaneously in the same body

critcrockett: “spookshowvixens: “Don’t you just hate it when you give in to your lust for blood and you sink your fangs into a robot by mistake? ” The vampire equivalent of the “accidentally ate the fake fruit” faux pas. ”

critcrockett:

spookshowvixens:

Don’t you just hate it when you give in to your lust for blood and you sink your fangs into a robot by mistake?

The vampire equivalent of the “accidentally ate the fake fruit” faux pas.

gender-luster:

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posting this again on its own

the-marxist-mash:

fresnel149:

enriquemzn262:

takineko:

gamegrrl:

can’t wait until people start claiming to be shadowbanned on this site and we collectively get to inform them that there’s no algorithm and their posts just suck

There absolutely is shadow banning.

It really is real, I had to write to the staff to get un-shadow banned.

If they undid it, that was spaghetti code, not a shadow ban. See: this post

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See this complete incompetence is why I’m on this site

It’s not Tumblr if it’s not broken

manywinged:

manywinged:

denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don’t want to be ‘cringe’ is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?

like, you’re going to refuse to engage with anything that feeds your emotions with rich and delicious new sensations in case you fall to the temptation of unironically having fun? okay john harvey kellogg jr.

a-fools-love:

Susan you fuckin wish your broth bubbled like mine 

mjalti:

me: why burden ur friends with ur problems when u can shut Up?

my other self: when you keep your human side hidden from the people you claim to love, you are robbing them of the opportunity to act as a friend & yourself of the opportunity to experience human compassion 

me: ok….but…….. .. ok so but. ..